Harry rolled out of bed, rubbed his eyes and threw open the curtains. The morning sun was already high in a cloudless sky and burning down fiercely. He muttered a mild curse under his breath. Harry knew that he would have to complete today’s job in that stuffy airless attic room. If only he had been allowed to work late the evening before! But the architect had insisted he come back today. It was even worse that he couldn’t get into the building until midday as they had some meeting going on for the whole morning.
He took a cold shower to freshen up and dusted himself liberally with talcum powder before dressing. As he ate his cereal he decided to stroll down to the corner shop and buy a cold drink and a sandwich for later, so he would be able to work through to finish as quickly as possible. A couple of hours’ work he reckoned, then at least he would get his money.
It was worrying that there was nothing else lined up for a couple of weeks. A lot of his regulars were away on their holidays, and others were on an economy drive as a result of the recession. Property maintenance came lower on the budget than other more important items of expenditure. He badly needed to get something else to tide him over.
Despite these worries he whistled cheerfully as he strolled down the street, although he felt a bit uneasy. With the idea of keeping as cool as possible, that morning he had dispensed with the normal boxer shorts and tee shirt he wore under his painting overalls. His mates called it ‘going commando’ and he was not used to the feeling of vulnerability such a state of undress induced in him.
‘Morning Pat!’ he called out as he entered the shop. The proprietor, who was serving a customer at the till raised his hand in acknowledgment.
‘Just the very man,’ replied Mr. Patel. ‘This is the chap I was telling you about,’ he continued, addressing the lady at the counter, then turning back to Harry, ‘come over and be introduced. I may have some business for you.’
Was this to be his lucky day after all? Harry hurried across and offered the lady his hand. ‘Pleased to meet you madam. Harry Thomas is the name, builder and decorator.’
The lady shook his hand firmly and smiled. ‘Elsa Svenson, delighted to meet you too. Mr. Patel was just telling me that you do alterations as well as general painting. You see I have recently moved into the area and my house needs a good facelift. First of all it needs painting inside and out, and later on I will be thinking of putting in a new bathroom and kitchen. Is that the sort of thing you could do Harry?’
She spoke with a slight accent and Harry reckoned that, with her blonde hair, she was probably originally from Scandinavia, although she had excellent English.
‘Right up my street Elsa’. He suddenly realised the possible mistake he had made, being a bit too familiar by using her first name but, then again, she had addressed him as Harry, and she continued to smile. So he decided to strike while the iron was hot.
‘Do you live far from here?’ he asked, ‘because I have an hour to spare and could take a look right away if it suits you.’
‘Excellent! It is only a few minutes’ walk and I really want to begin the refurbishment as soon as possible. Are you busy at the moment?’
‘As it happens I could start first thing tomorrow morning – that is if you’re happy with whatever I quote of course.’
She settled her bill, thanked the shopkeeper again politely and they strolled together chatting amiably. Harry found out that she had just retired and moved from the next suburb to make a clean break from her previous life. He saw that the house was indeed rather run down as they walked up the front path.
‘Would you like some tea?’ she asked as she unlocked the front door.
‘That would be lovely Elsa, thank you.’
She showed him into the front room and suggested he have a look round since this was the first area she wanted painted.
‘If I accept your quotation for this room, I will see if I like your work. Then we can talk about the rest. Please make yourself at home. I will put the kettle on.’
Harry glanced around the room. A large number of framed photographs almost covered one wall, so he carefully removed one of the pictures to check the condition of the plaster underneath. As he replaced it he couldn’t help noticing that it was dated the previous year, was a school photograph and his potential client sat in the centre of the front row. Scanning the other photographs, he saw that they were all of the same school and covered a number of years. Turning towards the doorway he swung back the door back to reveal a tall vase with a Chinese pattern. It contained a couple of umbrellas, an ivory handled walking stick, a shooting stick and three more slender rattan sticks of varying thickness with crook handles. Harry grinned and deftly slipped the middle one out of the stand. He flourished it in the air causing it to flex and make a distinctive swishing sound. No doubt about it.
He heard the rattling sound of crockery coming towards the door, and hastily tried to replace the stick where he had found it, but it snagged half way back into the stand and was left protruding rather obviously. He quickly pulled out a pad and began to jot notes resuming his quiet random whistling. The lady entered carrying a tray laden with teapot, milk jug and cups which she placed on the coffee table. Harry could not help noticing that there was a third cup on the tray.
‘Milk and sugar Harry?’ she asked politely.
‘Please, just a dash of milk and two sugars. I like my tea quite strong. Now how exactly would you like the room redecorated, so that I can work out a fair price?’
‘Oh! In here, just plain white ceiling and a bland emulsion on the walls. You can see I have a lot of the surfaces covered. And the woodwork rubbed well down and repainted white gloss. I think that does it. Quite simple really.’
Harry made a note.
‘Elsa,’ he continued, ‘do you mind if I ask, were you the famous headmistress at Rushdown School? I couldn’t help spotting the school photographs.’
‘Why yes, Harry. By why is it you say “famous”?’
‘Well I went to Millview, this side of town and there we all knew about the strict lady that ran our nearest competitor. Tough regime they said, but amazing results both in exams and sports. I often wondered what you might really be like.’
‘I am not sure about “tough”, but I certainly insisted on proper discipline. It was the main reason I took early retirement you know,’ she continued wistfully. ‘When they banned corporal punishment, I somehow knew I didn’t want to continue.’
‘Really! We didn’t see much of that at Millview. I had the slipper once or twice in juniors, but then we got a new headmaster who didn’t believe in physical punishment.’
‘Oh yes, Mr. Edwards. A nice man, but I think he was a bit weak.’
‘That’s right, Mr. Edwards. He stopped the use of any form of smacking when I went up to senior school, so I never really knew much about it. By the way, I couldn’t help noticing that you have some souvenirs of your time at school.’ Harry pointed at the umbrella stand.
The lady glanced at the stand, noticed the one piece out of place and grinned.
‘Yes Harry, and.….?’
‘I see that you have three canes there. Why did you need more than one?’
‘Oh, that’s easy,’ she replied indulgently. ‘The thin whippy one was for the youngsters, or a first time. They tell me it stings a great deal, but doesn’t really do much damage. The medium one, the one which is sticking out there,’ she pointed at the umbrella stand and gave Harry a knowing look, ‘was my favourite. Not only does it hurt at the time of the caning, but it leaves quite some bruising and the pain can last for upwards of a week.’
‘And that thick one?’ queried Harry, seemingly fascinated by her explanation.
‘I wasn’t keen on using that one,’ she replied. ‘It was for repeat offenders only. Those boys, because it was mainly the boys, who were sent to me five or more times in a term, had a special punishment reserved for last assembly. Sometimes there were none, but usually one or two. And I used to beat them with the heavy cane in front of the whole school – six of the best. Those pupils had marks which lasted until the beginning of the following term and they found it very difficult to sit anywhere comfortably during the school holidays.’
‘Wow’ said Harry, ‘that sounds pretty tough to me.’
‘Perhaps,’ she replied indulgently, ‘but, as you said yourself, my school produced some very good results and, on the whole, the children were in favour of the system. They knew the limits and what to expect if they strayed.’
Harry sipped the last drops of his tea, seemingly hanging on her every word.
‘Anyway, I suppose I should let you know my price for decorating this room, but before I do, perhaps I could ask you for a favour? I would certainly give you a bit of a discount if you agreed.’
‘And what favour might that be Harry?’ she enquired, rather mystified.
At that moment the doorbell rang.
‘Oh Harry,’ she said as she stood up, ‘would you mind waiting a moment? I was expecting a visitor.’
‘Not at all Elsa,’ he replied cheerfully. ‘Go ahead please.’
A few moments later, Miss Svenson appeared back in the room accompanied by a younger woman.
‘Harry, may I introduce Miss Prendergast, a former colleague?’
‘Nice to meet you Miss,’ he replied shaking her by the hand.
‘Miss Prendergast was my deputy at Rushdown and a tower of strength I must say. She also felt she had to move on for similar reasons as my own. You see she was also quite a believer in proper discipline.’
Miss Svenson poured her guest a cup of tea.
‘Alright Harry, now let’s carry on. You were about to ask me for a favour I think, so that I could have a discount on the painting job.’
‘Well…er.…it’s a bit embarrassing now Miss Prendergast is also here.’
Harry thought for a moment.
‘But I suppose, because she was with you at the school, it doesn’t make a lot of difference.’
The two women sat patiently, waiting for this mysterious explanation.
‘I was wondering whether you would give me just a couple of whacks just so I knew what it would have felt like. You see I never got the cane at school, although I am sure I did plenty of things to deserve it, and I have always been a bit fascinated.’
Miss Svenson and Miss Prendergast gave each other knowing looks.
‘Harry, you just don’t understand at all do you?’ said Miss Prendergast, sipping demurely at her tea.
‘A visit to Miss Svenson at our school was something mystical, a ritual experience. You had been sent to “see” the Headmistress and you knew you were in for a telling-off and probably a walloping. But would it be the slipper, or the strap or most likely one of her canes? But which one, and whatever the implement, how many strokes? These thoughts run through your mind as you wait outside her door. Then you are called into the study. You try to judge her expression. Is she just stern or does she look really angry? You try to apologise for your misdeeds but you are not to be forgiven. She gives you a lecture then selects a cane. Oh no! That looks like the senior dragon, her favourite; and they say it hurts like mad. You are told to take down your trousers and touch your toes. You are frightened now as you bend over, but you feel a certain absurdity as you see your trousers or shorts round your ankles.
‘Any sense of humour quickly evaporates though as you hear footsteps approaching. Next you feel a few light taps against your buttocks. She is judging the right distance, finding her target to get the maximum effect. With the tip of her cane she flips your shirt tail up and out of the way. You realise you have no real protection from your underwear. Then there is a pause.
‘It seems like a very long pause then.….Swishhh.….…..Crack! The fiery pain is unimaginable and shoots simultaneously down your legs and up your spine. You catch your breath and grit your teeth. Another pause, then those sounds again and you can’t believe the agony can be even more intense. You stifle a yell but your body jerks upwards. Can she possibly hit you any harder? How many more strokes? Can you possibly last the ordeal without crying out? You hear her speak.
“Stay down. If you can’t keep still, hold onto your ankles.”
‘You now have to wait for the next one and how long will you have to wait? The anticipation continues.’
As she spoke Miss Prendergast smiled at Harry but he had the distinct impression that she was teasing him at least a little.
‘So you see Harry,’ Miss Svenson now interrupted, ‘a caning isn’t just a matter of getting hit across the backside with a stick. However, now that you understand a little more about it, I don’t think we would have any objection to sharing a taste of the experience with you, would we Miss Prendergast, particularly for old time’s sake?’
‘Absolutely not Miss Svenson,’ Miss Prendergast replied, once again giving her former colleague a knowing look.
Harry was by now a little bemused.
‘Well OK then ladies, what do we do now?’
‘Well Harry,’ Miss Svenson continued, ‘ as I understand it, you are going to give me a quote for the painting of this room and, if I am happy with the price, you will have the chance of doing a substantial amount more work on the house as I indicated. You have said that, if I oblige you with this little “favour” you will discount your price.’
‘That’s it Elsa, I’m sure you’ll like my work.’
‘I also have confidence in mine,’ she replied with a smile.
‘There are of course a few rules we have to follow, those that applied when I ran the school. Miss Prendergast will remain here of course. It was a requirement of the Local Education Authority that at least two members of staff should be present whenever corporal punishment was to be administered. Actually Miss Prendergast often used to assist me. Sometimes she had to hold the younger ones down and if more than one or two children required beating, we sometimes took turns. Some of the kids were even more frightened of her than they were of me. Apparently she had a special flick of the wrist technique. Occasionally if more than six strokes were allotted, we worked together. You see I am left handed whereas she is right, so we could swing from both sides.
‘ Also, for authenticity, there will be no more “Elsa” until we are finished. You will address me as Miss Svenson and I will use your surname. Is that allright so far?’
‘Yes Els.… , sorry, Miss Svenson,’ said Harry beginning now to be more than a little apprehensive.
‘Fine, in which case you should now go out into the hallway and shut the door. When we are ready, I will call you in for you to give me your price and to receive the punishment I decide is appropriate. There will be no arguments.’
Harry turned towards the door.
‘Oh, and one last thing,’ Miss Prendergast joined in again.
‘You will understand that outer clothing had to be removed. The girls took it on their knickers and the boys across the seat of their underpants. So those overall trousers will have to come off.’
He closed the door behind him. What had he let himself in for? Those two ladies were evidently enjoying his discomfort and, if he stuck by their rules, he might suffer a considerable amount more discomfort. He glanced at the front door which suddenly looked inviting. But he badly needed the work. And it was he that made the original suggestion. Dare he give up now? But those canes looked pretty fearsome and he was by no means certain they would stick to the couple of whacks he had suggested. And to cap it all, he had left his underclothes off that morning. He glanced at the front door again, then turned to the one he had just exited. What should he do?
Then, from inside the room, he heard a clear voice, slightly accented.
‘You may come in now Thomas.’