JAMES
By Patrick
He knew what they were as soon as he saw them. He’d moved the stuff on hangers in the bedroom wardrobe to one side, and caught sight of them at the back of the wardrobe, stood on their ends. One was bright yellow and thick, the other dark brown and thin, and although they did not have the classic crooked handle, he knew immediately that that they were punishment canes. He stared at them uncomprehendingly, his brain refusing to accept the evidence from his eyes.
‘Ah, I see you’ve discovered my new toys.’
He spun around to see his wife stood in the bedroom doorway. She was still in her uniform and looking at him with a neutral gaze. James immediately knew he’d walked into a trap.
‘I got them from the evidence store,’ she continued, ‘Vice squad gets a lot of this stuff from raids and it usually gets destroyed after convictions, but the evidence custody clerk will generally sign off stuff to me to be destroyed.
‘I knew something was up, of course. When you started wearing pyjamas after that last business trip….well, James, you’ve never worn pyjamas. And staying up late, so you could go to bed later than me and get up earlier? Not like you at all… you’re intolerable if you don’t get your solid 8 hours.’
‘Then I came into the bathroom last week when you were having a shower and I saw the marks on your bottom – pretty savage, they looked like.’
James’ mouth was suddenly very dry.
‘Pretty simple after that, really. You know that you can’t move a car in London without it being tracked by CCTV, and they all have ANPR, so checking the records found out the area where you went and after that it was just a question of a bit of basic legwork.’
‘Yes,’ said James, ’sometimes I do go through town — makes a change from the M25’.
‘I see,’ she mused quietly. ‘And it must have been a hell of a traffic jam to keep you in North London for an hour and a half. Did you visit Miss Svenson?’
Oh shit, he thought. She knew it all. How on earth did he think he could fool her? She was a Detective Chief Superintendent in the Met for Christ’s sake, and she had more smarts on her worst day than he could muster when he was on the top of his game. Well, that was it. Game over. He’d be checking into a hotel tonight and she would be phoning a divorce lawyer. Penelope did not mess around.
James thought of what he could say — what innocent explanation he could offer for the delay. Nothing remotely plausible came to him, so in the end, he gave up and said nothing.
‘So, what’s this then, sex with two women?’ she asked in a voice that was almost conversational.
Now she was giving him the laser stare. The one that the suspects got in the interview, when she’d seized on the one discrepancy in their story that they couldn’t explain. And he saw something else, not just the anger in those eyes, but the hurt beneath the anger.
‘No’, he said miserably,’ nothing like that, just watching Miss Svenson spanking her secretary.’
She continued to stare at him for what seemed like an eternity, saying nothing, and he knew it was desperately important that he held her stare, and not drop his eyes. She was watching him for the clues; his eyes flicking up to the left, the moistening of the lips, the swallowing, any of the hundreds of involuntary indicators of a lie. Finally, she took a breath.
‘OK, I believe you,’ she said.
She reached past him into the wardrobe and picked up the yellow cane, held it in both hands and flexed it into a gentle curve. She faced him.
‘Listen carefully James, because a great deal depends on you getting this right.’
‘You will not see Miss Svenson again. Ever. At all. No exceptions. Neither will you email, text, phone or contact her by any other method. Is there any part of this instruction that is, in any way, unclear?’
James did not trust himself to do anything other than shake his head once.
‘I blame myself for this,’ she mused, almost absent-mindedly. ‘I should have been more attentive to what you needed from this marriage. Well, the situation is not irretrievable, and I do intend to recover it.’
‘The fact is that you are an addict. Not drugs, not alcohol, not gambling, but addicted to physical pain. Nothing wrong with that, fortunately it’s not yet illegal. However James, and this is the deal, you are changing your supplier. Do you understand me?’
James looked at her. Dressed as she was, in her uniform, flexing the cane, Penny looked every inch the stern disciplinarian, beautiful, awesome, unbelievably sexy and confident in her power. Oh yes, he understood, and a small voice inside told him that it might, just might be alright after all.
She held the cane out to him handle first.
‘Now, kindly put this away and remember where you put it — you will need it later. Abi is on a sleepover tonight and Tom is going to football practice, so we will have the house to ourselves. That will be a good time for you to meet your new supplier, and to learn a few rules.’ She smiled at him, and just for a moment, he wondered if the single hotel room might have been the better option.
As she left the bedroom she allowed herself a small inward smile. That went well, she thought.
Because, she had not seen any marks, nor had she tracked James’ car. She didn’t need to. She had found a clue, and then used what her first sergeant had described as ‘a damn good copper’s nose’ to figure out what was going on.
A fortnight ago, she had borrowed James’s laptop rather than use hers. The layers of encryption software made her machine interminably slow and she only needed to print a document. She didn’t need to visit the internet but the browser started automatically…. and it had helpfully asked her if she would like to visit the last, frequently used site – London Spanking Service. Unable to prevent herself snooping on her husband, she followed the advice and acquainted herself with what her James had been visiting.
After 10 minutes, she erased her browsing history, slowly closed the laptop and sat thinking. She had concluded that Miss Svenson posed a considerable, if indirect threat to her marriage and, like the alpha female that she was Penny formulated a plan to ruthlessly eradicate that threat.
James had accepted her story of where she had got the canes from. If he hadn’t been on the back foot he would have seen through that straight away. Get them from the evidence store? That would have been professional suicide for her. The story would have been around the force in 24 hours. Worse, it could have disappeared, only to find its way into the tabloid press if and when she was poised to be appointed as London’s first female police commissioner, as she fully intended to be. It was far easier and much less risky to buy them off eBay.
Also, James’ car could not have been tracked – although the technology existed, the budget didn’t. And in any case, it would only have told her the area that he went to, not which house.
But she had enough clues and had worked it out. She even sent James to the wardrobe when he asked her where his formal dinner shirt was, so he would discover the canes. That way she would know when the confrontation would be, and she would therefore always be in control — interviewing techniques 101, really. After that it was just a case of putting her hypothesis to him and watching his reaction.
His only potential escape was when she asked him if there had been any sex involved. She was prepared for him to deny everything at this point and to say that he had just been surfing porn
and actually hadn’t visited Miss Svenson. That was why she had watched him so closely. She had to be able to tell if he lied. But he’d confessed, so it was easy.
Penny was satisfied. She had moved their relationship on more easily than she thought it would be, and Miss Svenson was, she judged, no longer a factor to be considered. Penny would beat James, and then make love to him. Elsa would just cane him. It was no contest.
Later, after the first of what would be many mutually satisfying sessions, Penny would tell him her news, the reason why she was in uniform today, instead of her more usual business suit…that her promotion to Commander had been announced, and she had been at the press conference to be introduced as the next head of the Met Police Anti-Terrorism Unit.
She mused on what her new boss had said to her that morning.
‘Don’t have any explosions, do get a few fundamentalists in the dock at Woolwich Crown Court and for fuck’s sake don’t have another Jean Charles de Menezes. Do that and the ADC’s job will be in the bag, because both the Commissioner and the Mayor like you.
Yes, everything was going very nicely indeed.